N avenged a while, I found this article Fred and I found it a good idea to share with you dear readers of the temple. Never Again
Mexican, I say, is a national treasure. Yes, a gem. Mexican men may not know what they have. Marry a gringa and call me in a year. You'll see. The call can cost you a lot for you will go to Tierra del Fuego to escapártele.
know maybe a dozen gringos in handcuffs in this country, and they all say, "Thank God for the Mexican." I'm one of them. With God.
Why do we have this enthusiasm for Mexican? From experience sad, very sad. For us gringo married previously. What horror! Never again, we fervently, never ... other ... again.
The truth is that the Mexican (and Filipino, and Thai) is naturally a lady, and the gringa, a tarantula with fewer legs. Actually, I prefer the real tarantula because it does not speak. The gringa lacks manners and does not eat anything except Prozac. I swear, only Prozac. It is a scientific fact.
the contrary, Mexico is civilized, courteous, feminine, and seems he likes being a woman. Does gringa? So feminine as, say, Diego Maradona. He has the aggressiveness of a ocelot in menopause, and, seriously - want to be a man. I do not know why a woman right mind would want to be a man, because we men usually are bastards, but it is what you want. She believes that being a man means shouting obscenities and throw laughing out loud like a drunken sailor. The Mexican, no.
One day, shortly after he arrived in Ajijic, walking through the village in perfect innocence, I thought I heard a flock of crows mutants. Seemed possible. At the time, knew nothing about the animals characteristic of Mexico, except the donkey. I heard the birds. They sounded great. I call him a friend of mine, a biologist in the U.S., so I could take credit for discovering a new species.
But no. It was a gringo canteen, fifty years at least, bringing minichorts with painted hair and too much makeup. I was disappointed. Mutant crows would have preferred.
gringas Why behave this way? We must take into account that she has a privileged life in a rich preserve, and not have to do anything except eat Prozac. Gardener and women have to guard the house and feels Queen of Egypt. Spoiled, bossy, demanding too much money, hates men and wants to turn Mexico into the United States.
Yes, indeed. A shame, but the truth. Once I was in the canteen of a gringo friend in Ajijic. He had a friendly dog \u200b\u200bwho sometimes walked around the bar. A gringa began to complain. O! What a dirty bitch! Etc.
was typical. Gringa always wants the world get in the way that she is more to your taste. Good luck.
I suggested that if the bar is uncomfortable, you could find another. It was not his place, I said. Might need to find another country, I kept saying. I could help you buy the ticket, I said to my courtesy admirable. I am always a gentleman.
got mad. What a surprise, a gringa angry. There is no other kind.
Unlike these beautiful flowers in the north, the Mexican is capable and self-sufficient. An example: The Mexican wife of a friend of mine was in Melaque long ago when the quake. Had a new baby. Her husband was then working in the U.S.. She had no money. It was in the rainy season. I had to live with many others, for over a month in a tent in a field mud. It was not fun.
What did she do? "He complained incessantly? It demanded that "someone help? "Groaned" Poor me? "No. I did what I had to do, survived, and neither she nor the baby was hurt or psychological or physical. Now he says, "We are cold and wet for a period. So what? "
A gringa would have roared unbearably until the entire population of Colima have fled their homes to avoid it and then would have needed three psychotherapists and several tons of Prozac. And would that have put a claim in Mexico for allowing the quake.
leave the reader with a deep thought: It is easy to distinguish between a Mexican and an alligator with a hangover. In the case of a gringo, you need a DNA test.
From: http://www.fredoneverything.net/espanol.shtml
comment on the article:
Mexican Changing for Latin American and the truth is that we to appreciate what we have. I think one of the greatest treasures of Costa Rica are the women who are beautiful, but if we are not careful ... we lose.
And many of us have dreamed with gringo because we see them on TV, all cute and well arregladitas, ready for sex and partying. The truth is different, many are overweight, are hysterical unbearable addicted to anti depressants and age makes quickie fuck, why plastic surgery is so in vogue there.
Instead our beautiful black women remain, for quite some time and are feminine voluptuous, sensual and even better, there are some appreciateit able to be self sufficient and be good companions. But I fear that will be increasingly scarce, with influences such as Sex and the City, Twilight, programitas fucking with faculty feminist preaching hatred of the man and the fashionable silicone, botox and prozac.
The truth is that now I see why so many gringos come here. Seek what they lack at home: a beautiful woman that makes them feel good . But unfortunately for them they realize too late and end up being the benefactors grandparents a kid that looks just like an unlimited supply of dollars. And I think that not only happens to the Americans but also to many Ticos.
In this lottery of love and sex, most lose.
Greetings
Jay "I think after the war, there is nothing more cruel in the world that love
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